We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

The Ether and Rags EP

by Responsible Johnny

supported by
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD  or more

     

1.
Asexual 01:57
She hates cunts And she hates cocks But when she turns me down It makes me hard as a rock Because she’s asexual Because she’s asexual She don’t like women And she don’t like men I try my fuckin’ hardest But I’m never gonna win Because she’s asexual Because she’s asexual And she don’t see the point in fucking And she don’t see the point in touching And she don’t see the point in kissing She don’t know just what she’s been missing I wonder sometimes ‘Bout how little I got I wonder if she’s ever Had a dirty little thought Because she’s asexual Because she’s asexual
2.
Sit down, shut up No one really gives a fuck Sit down, shut up No one gives a fuck about you Your boss doesn’t even know your name And your friends wish that they could say the same Your parents, they don’t give a shit Not even just a little bit They wish that they had bought a dog instead Sit down, shut up No one really gives a fuck Sit down, shut up No one gives a fuck about you Your girlfriend says you suck in bed She mumbled it while she was giving head Your neighbors talk behind your back Tell everyone you’re selling crack Just pack your bags, the cops are on their way Sit down, shut up No one really gives a fuck Sit down, shut up No one gives a fuck about you
3.
Guv'mint Man 01:49
I’m the guv’mint man I come from guv’mint land Here to shake your babies And kiss all your hands I’m the guv’mint man And I own the room I’m here to take your taxes And rent out your womb The higher you climb The further you’ll fall The harder you work The quicker I’ll call You want some I want it all We’ll have fun We’ll have a ball
4.
Kia Rio 02:32
I’m in my little black car And I’ll drive all night I’m gonna get ya I’ve got some trucker speed I’ve got some needs I’m gonna get ya Comin’ after you girl In my Kia Rio You’ll never get away from me I’m in my little black car And I’ll drive all night I’m gonna get ya I’ve got some ether and rags I’ve got some rope in my bags I’m gonna get ya Comin’ after you girl In my Kia Rio You’ll never get away from me
5.
I Dropped My Twinkie Yellow spongecake on the floor I'd buy another but I'm too poor Can't see my feet but I know they’re there I'd ask for help but no one cares I dropped my Twinkie I dropped my Twinkie And I'm too fat to pick it up Creamy filling on my shoes Fat guys are jolly, but I've got the blues Suck in my gut, bend down at the knees I'm getting dizzy, I'm starting to wheeze I dropped my Twinkie I dropped my Twinkie And I'm too fat to pick it up Face down in the dirt Ignore the pain, ignore all the hurt Hostess goodness at my fingertips And golden goodness on my lips I dropped my Twinkie I dropped my Twinkie And I'm too fat to pick it up
6.
Backed into a corner once again Backed into corner from so called friends I’m not quite dead I’m not quite alive But at least I know I still fucking tried But I’m backed into a corner once again Backed into a corner ‘cause of you Backed into a corner don’t know what to do Not quite here Not quite there But at least I know I still fucking care And I’m backed into a corner ‘cause of you

credits

released September 21, 2013

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Responsible Johnny Dallas, Texas

Imagine a unicorn that feeds you candy that tastes like rainbows. That’s how good Responsible Johnny sounds. Imagine Johnny Ramone coming back from the dead, punching Joe Queer in the face, and then making sweet, sweet love to him. Responsible Johnny is as powerful as their baby when it cries. ... more

contact / help

Contact Responsible Johnny

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like Responsible Johnny, you may also like: