The Meat EP

by Responsible Johnny

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released June 16, 2017

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Responsible Johnny Dallas, Texas

Imagine a unicorn that feeds you candy that tastes like rainbows. That’s how good Responsible Johnny sounds. Imagine Johnny Ramone coming back from the dead, punching Joe Queer in the face, and then making sweet, sweet love to him. Responsible Johnny is as powerful as their baby when it cries. ... more

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Track Name: Meat In My Pocket
I’ve got some meat in my pocket
Some ground beef in my shoes
I’ve got a T-bone in my trenchcoat
I’ve been saving it there for you

I’ve got a bratwurst in my backpack
But you’re bringing your own buns
Light up the grill, girl
We’re gonna have some fun

I’ve got some meat in my pocket
Some meat in my pocket for you
Track Name: Everybody Hates Me
Everybody hates me
But I don’t even care
I stroll around my front yard
In my dirty underwear

Everybody hates me
But I don’t give a fuck
I had sex with your mom last week
I told her that she sucked

Everybody / Everybody hates me
Everybody / Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me yeah, so fucker why don’t you

Everybody hates me
But I don’t give a damn
I ogle girls at work
And then I jerk off in the can

Everybody hates me
But I don’t give a shit
I take just what I want
And I’m just fine with it

Everybody / Everybody hates me
Everybody / Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me yeah, so fucker why don’t you
Track Name: My Cocaine Is Vegan
My cocaine is vegan
My heroin’s gluten free
If you don’t think meat is murder
Stay the fuck away from me
I sell organic LSD
In the Whole Foods parking lot
I’m the junky Paul McCartney
I’m the tofu Iggy Pop

And I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world
I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world

My ecstasy is paleo
My ketamine’s grass fed
If you don’t think fast food is suicide
Then they’re already in your head
I wrap my weed in quinoa
The taste will melt your brain
I’m the pothead Dalai Lama
I’m the raw food Kurt Cobain

And I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world
I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world