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My Cocaine Is Vegan

from The Meat EP by Responsible Johnny

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My cocaine is vegan
My heroin’s gluten free
If you don’t think meat is murder
Stay the fuck away from me
I sell organic LSD
In the Whole Foods parking lot
I’m the junky Paul McCartney
I’m the tofu Iggy Pop

And I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world
I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world

My ecstasy is paleo
My ketamine’s grass fed
If you don’t think fast food is suicide
Then they’re already in your head
I wrap my weed in quinoa
The taste will melt your brain
I’m the pothead Dalai Lama
I’m the raw food Kurt Cobain

And I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world
I’m the healthiest hopped up fucker in the whole wide world

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from The Meat EP, released June 16, 2017

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Imagine a unicorn that feeds you candy that tastes like rainbows. That’s how good Responsible Johnny sounds. Imagine Johnny Ramone coming back from the dead, punching Joe Queer in the face, and then making sweet, sweet love to him. Responsible Johnny is as powerful as their baby when it cries. ... more

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