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My Girl's A Pornstar
01:39
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My girl’s a screamer and she likes it rough
My girl just can’t seem to get enough
My girl’s a lady and she’s got some class
But she makes her living getting boned in the ass
‘Cause my girl’s a pornstar
On Monday she’s in leather, and she’s whippin’ a chick
And on Tuesday she’ll be wearing a strap on dick
On Wednesday through Friday she’ll be learning her lines
But when the weekend comes, she’s all mine
‘Cause my girl’s a pornstar
My girl’s a pro, and she loves the DP
But it’s kinda hard to tell if she loves me
She’s kinda short, and she’s kinda blunt
When she reassures me with two guys in her cunt
‘Cause my girl’s a pornstar
She’s out on DVD
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I Am Gilligan
02:01
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Let Me Be Your Fetish
01:44
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Look at me, I’ve got a fetish
I’ll love you freaky if you’ll let me
Look into your nostrils
With a plastic speculum
While you’re drinking chocolate milk
Out of a cheerleader’s bum
Lemme lick your stretch marks
While you’re tugging on my nipples, babe
Lemme touch your scars
While you spank me with a ruler, babe
Dress like a raccoon
While you’re spittin’ on a kitten, babe
Let me be your fetish, baby
Look at me, I’ve got a fetish
I’ll love you freaky if you’ll let me
Dress you up in diapers
With a rubber pacifier
While I read a chinese cookbook
And throw doll hair on a fire
Electrocute my taint
While you’re licking on my toenails, babe
Cover me in paint
While you punch me in the kidney, babe
Keister a wild badger
While you’re kissin’ on my grandma, babe
Let me be your fetish, baby
Vomit on my toothbrush
While I’m singing mama mia, babe
Put staples through my tongue
While you’re watching Punky Brewster, babe
Skydive in a gimp mask
While you’re wearing Hitler’s mustache, babe
Let me be your fetish, baby
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My girlfriend's girlfriend
Has a big ol' box of toys
Tries to kiss me when she's drunk
But she says that she hates boys
My girlfriend's girlfriend
She moved in here last week
Now she's tying up the bathroom
And it's looking kind of bleak
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a...
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a jerk
My girlfriend's girlfriend
I don't think she's very nice
They're both going out for lobster
While I'm eating beans and rice
My girlfriend's girlfriend
She drives an SUV
There's nothing I can do
To make that bitch like me
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a...
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a jerk
My girlfriend's girlfriend
She has achy breaky hair
They make out on my couch
And they yell at me when I stare
My girlfriend's girlfriend
Keeps her toothbrush at my place
They talk about gay marriage
And they rub it in my face
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a...
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a jerk
My girlfriend's girlfriend
Likes to wave the rainbow flag
She preaches 'bout gay rights
But keeps calling me a fag
My girlfriend's girlfriend
She keeps trying to pick a fight
I'm paying all the rent
And sleeping on the couch at night
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a...
My girlfriend's girlfriend thinks that I’m a jerk
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Stupid Anime Girl
02:42
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Let’s grab a big ol’ robot
We’ll go destroy a town
We’ll fight some supervillains
And knock some ninjas down
Or you could wear a wg
And dress like Sailor Moon
We could watch some Code Lyoko
And wast the afternoon
Stupid anime girl
Your life / your life’s not a cartoon
I could get some spiky hair
I could have a shady past
Work at a school for vampires
You and I could have a blast
Or I could be passive agressive
And you could be a jerk
Watch Trigun and ignore me
Till it’s time to go to work
Stupid anime girl
Your life / your life’s not a cartoon
This ain’t Voltron
Why don’t you get a job
Maybe you do some dishes
And stop being a fucking slob
We’ve got a Bubblegum Crisis
I’ve already packed my bags
But you can keep the manga
This is starting to be a drag
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Responsible Johnny Dallas, Texas
Imagine a unicorn that feeds you candy that tastes like rainbows. That’s how good Responsible Johnny sounds. Imagine Johnny Ramone coming back from the dead, punching Joe Queer in the face, and then making sweet, sweet love to him. Responsible Johnny is as powerful as their baby when it cries. ... more
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